Eddie McGuire

In the words of Sir Percy Blakeny in A Tale of Two Cities, 'You see him here, you see him there, that demmed ellusive Pimpernel is everywhere!' So it would appear, is Mr McGuire. He is now going to host The Logies. Does the man not sleep? Is there no-one else who could do some of these gigs? As my son has said on his Blogspot, the guy seems to get his 'mug' on telly somehow, some way, somewhere.
Just for laughs
A young boy was at the Optometrists, but he was taking a long time to choose the new frames. He kept saying 'No thanks' to each one he tried on. His mother was getting quite exasperated, and told him to hurry up, as he was being inconsiderate to the assistant. When asked why he didn't like any of the frames he had tried on, he said in an aside to his mum, 'They are trying to rip us off. There are no lenses in those frames.'